Held Together by Duct Tape and Spite T-Shirt — Funny DIY Fixes Tee

Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

SizeWidthLengthXS16.5" / 41.9cm27" / 68.6cmS18" / 45.7cm28" / 71.1cmM20" / 50.8cm29" / 73.7cmL22" / 55.9cm30" / 76.2cmXL24" / 61cm31" / 78.7cm2XL26" / 66cm32" / 81.3cm3XL28" / 71.1cm33" / 83.8cm

All measurements are of the garment laid flat. If you are between sizes, we recommend sizing up for a more comfortable fit.

This lightweight cotton tee carries a wry, hand-crafted humor — a vintage varsity-style slogan reading “Held Together by Duct Tape and Spite” across the chest, with a subtle piece of duct tape rendered over the word “spite.” The soft, breathable Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels broken-in from the first wear and sits with a casual retail fit that layers easily under jackets or over long sleeves. Side seams and shoulder tape keep the silhouette crisp while the ribbed crew neck retains its shape after repeated washes. Wear it when you want to laugh at life’s small repairs, to break the ice at a meet-up, or to add a sarcastic touch to a weekend errand run.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) — soft, breathable feel
- Retail fit with crew neckline, side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Durable print options (DTF/DTG used by providers) for crisp, detailed graphics
- REACH certified and manufactured with ethical, audited practices (Bella+Canvas)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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Reinforced Stitching — Double-needle seams built to survive your washing machine and years of wear.

Print That Stays — High-quality print that won't crack or fade.

Tear-Away Label — No scratchy tag; rip it off in two seconds.

100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton — Softer, stronger and more durable than basic cotton. Pre-shrunk to keep its shape wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric — Lightweight and easy to wear all day.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit — Relaxed and comfy, whether you're at your desk or the pub.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30°C), non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry low, iron/steam medium, do not dryclean