DIY Carpenter T‑Shirt — “Measure Once Cuss Twice” Funny Woodworking Tee

Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

SizeWidthLengthXS16.5" / 41.9cm27" / 68.6cmS18" / 45.7cm28" / 71.1cmM20" / 50.8cm29" / 73.7cmL22" / 55.9cm30" / 76.2cmXL24" / 61cm31" / 78.7cm2XL26" / 66cm32" / 81.3cm3XL28" / 71.1cm33" / 83.8cm

All measurements are of the garment laid flat. If you are between sizes, we recommend sizing up for a more comfortable fit.

This lightweight crew-neck tee brings workshop humor straight into your everyday wardrobe. The front art shows a concentrated carpenter mid-measure, chisel in hand, with the cheeky banner: “Measure Once — Cuss Twice.” The warm, muted palette and hand-drawn style feel lived-in, like a well-worn tool belt and a slow Saturday at the bench. Breathable Airlume combed cotton keeps you comfortable while you sand, stain, or run weekend errands. Side seams and shoulder tape keep the shirt holding its shape after many washes. Wear it to the shop, to a casual meet-up with fellow makers, or while tackling that long DIY project at home — it speaks the language of folks who build with grit and good humor.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar to retain shape
- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting structure and fit
- Durable printed artwork using DTF/DTG methods for crisp detail
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, ethically made sourcing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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Reinforced Stitching — Double-needle seams built to survive your washing machine and years of wear.

Print That Stays — High-quality print that won't crack or fade.

Tear-Away Label — No scratchy tag; rip it off in two seconds.

100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton — Softer, stronger and more durable than basic cotton. Pre-shrunk to keep its shape wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric — Lightweight and easy to wear all day.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit — Relaxed and comfy, whether you're at your desk or the pub.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30°C), non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry low, iron/steam medium, do not dryclean